Song Parodies -> Nipple Hair
"I'll Be There" Based on the performance by The Jackson 5
"Nipple Hair" Parody by Lon
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You and I must have a talk, 'bout something I do not want
On your left boob, is nipple hair (nipple hair)
I'll give out some Nair to you, I'll throw in some tweezers, too
So you can pluck your nipple hair (nipple hair)

Nipple hair, girls get it, too
Don't know how some cannot see it, 'cause us men sure do feel it
Nipple hair is coarse and strong
And when you shave, it keeps growing on

Let me use some bleech to make it lighter
'Cause it's obvious when the room gets brighter
That on your left boob is nipple hair (nipple hair)
Nipple hair that is on you, with a circular shape that's upon you
Why do you grow your nipple hair? (nipple hair)

Nipple hair, girls get it, too
Don't know how some cannot see it, 'cause us men sure do feel it
Nipple hair is coarse and strong
And when you shave, it keeps growing on

If you could ever wax your vadge too, I know it's gonna look good on you
Shave in the meantime, your nipple hair (nipple hair)
Stop the growth, baby, yeah yeah
Nipple hair, nipple hair, on your left boob, nipple hair
(Just look at your areola, honey---ooh!)
Nipple hair, nipple hair, how can't you see it?, nipple hair
Stop the growth, baby, yeah yeah
Nipple hair, nipple hair, on your left boob, nipple hair
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