Song Parodies -> Little Weenie
"Little Jeannie" Based on the performance by Elton John
"Little Weenie" Parody by Lon
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LITTLE WEENIE


Oh little weenie, you lack so much size, little weenie
When I stick you in her twot, you make her laugh a lot at me
Oh little weenie, you need much more size, little weenie
So I put you in my hand and beat you like a chimpanzee

'Cause I want you to have more girth than that
I want to have more inches
Oh there were bitches who would treat you cruel
And oh weenie, I know I'm stuck with you

Little weenie, you are way too small, little weenie
'Specially when you're in a pool and shrinking from the air that's cool
Oh little weenie, you are way too small, little weenie
So I'm stuffing up my pants and praying that it won't drop through

'Cause I want you to have more girth than that
I want you to have more inches
Oh there were bitches who would treat you cruel
But oh weenie, you will always be my tool

'Cause I want you to have more size than that
I want you to be 8 inches
Oh there were bitches, and I've known quite a few
But oh weenie, I'm still a fan of you

Came into my bed from a wet dream
Making the sheets that I had seem suddenly sticky with goo
Oh weenie, (Oh weenie!), I'm such a slave to you

Came into my bed from a wet dream
Making the sheets that I had seem suddenly sticky with goo
Oh weenie, (Oh weenie!), I'm such a slave to you

Came into my bed from a wet dream
Making the sheets that I had seem suddenly sticky with goo
Oh weenie, (Oh weenie!), I'm such a slave to you
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Daunte Lapree Carter - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Lon for another well-crafted parody. I thought it was funny, entertaining, and consistent with the pacing of the original. My favorite part of your parody, "Little Weenie," was the line "'Cause I want you to have more size than that." And in the original song it was, "And I want you to be my acrobat." Nice work. And thanks.

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