Song Parodies -> Pubic Hair
"Billionaire" Based on the performance by Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars
"Pubic Hair" Parody by Lon
I have a new found respect for writing rap now (anyone who says it's easy is WRONG!)

I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad
Give her oral sex she's never had
I want my mouth on her labia once it is clean
Her bush is the thickest I have seen

'Cause every time I spread her thighs
I can't believe my own two eyes
I'm used to pussy that is always bald
I swear my tongue will lick its share
On the day she has no hair

(RAP)
Yeah, I would mow it down like tall grass
It'd be smooth at last, everyday lickin'
Give oral that's kickin'
I'd probably go down for an hour and then some
And include a pair of fingers so she would always cum
Give away a few orgasms like "Here baby have this"
If she would only grant your's truly his one wish
It's been a couple months that we been dating so
I do want her pussy but minus the Afro
Get it, I'd probably eat it when I'm on her clit
Yeah, and damn sure please a lot more than with my dick
Yeah, can't forget about the lubricant
Everytime we fuck Imma have my own tube of it

Oh every time I spread her thighs
I can't believe my own two eyes
I'm used to pussy that is always bald
I swear my tongue will lick its share
On the day she has no hair
Oh oooh oh oooh on the day she has no hair
Oh oooh oh oooh

(RAP)
She be sucking on my balls when I am erect
Playing with my big 'ol sack
Then she compliments me on how I'm always grooming it
Spends a lotta minutes on my bone just for the heck of it
But spits out the cum, quickly since my jiz will always make her sick
And yeah she should shave or put some wax on it
Give me a razor and let me take a crack at it
I'll probably trim it pretty close, the stubbs won't be much
So any session that we bang will be a good 'ol fuck
'Cause every single pussy before her has known what oral was
Tasting good, I performed for
I know my wish is not really that rare
Go in your bathroom so that you can groom
Shave it 'till you make it bare

I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad
Give her oral sex she's never had
I want my mouth on her labia once it is clean
Her bush is the thickest I have seen

Oh every time I spread her thighs
I can't believe my own two eyes
I'm used to pussy that is always bald
I swear my tongue will lick its share
On the day she has no hair
Oh oooh oh oooh on the day she has no hair
Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna shave her pubic hair so frickin' bad!
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