Song Parodies -> Clit On My Lips
"Kiss On My List" Based on the performance by Hall and Oates
"Clit On My Lips" Parody by Lon
Oral sex is as, if not more, important to women as it is to men I have often found..............................
My girlfriend wonders why I ball her all the time, what can I say?
So I'm gonna please her tonight in a different way
She thinks that I'm such a stud, and I'm so well hung (well hung)
But I'd get her off so much better by using my tongue!

Won't use my fist for pleasuring this--it fatigues my wrist
Don't even know where her G-Spot is
But now her pie isn't dry, and I'll tell you why

Because your clit, your clit is on my lips
Because your clit, your clit below your tits
Because your clit is what I lick, when I turn out the lights
Because your clit, your clit is on my lips
Because your clit, your clit I can't resist
Because your clit is what I lick, when I turn out the lights

I'm going crazy, wondering, wondering if you feel a thing
Would I last a much longer time if I used a cock ring?
Sometimes I don't know what I am doin' with my hand or my schlong (my schlong)
Regret what I did inside you, I knew it was wrong

So I won't insist on using my fist---it fatigues my wrist!
Don't even know where her G-Spot is
But now her pie isn't dry, and I'll tell you why

Because your clit, your clit is on my lips
Because your clit, your clit below your tits
Because your clit is what I lick, when I turn out the lights

Your clit is on my lips!
Your clit I can't resist!
Because your clit is what I lick, when I turn out the lights (oh man!)

Because your clit, your clit is on my lips
Because your clit, your clit below your tits
Because your clit is what I lick, when I turn out the lights
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Doc Woody - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the old school angle here. And this guy's like me. An average lay, but when I whip out the linguistics, the ladies toss their pocket rockets out the window :-)
mike - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
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