Song Parodies -> A Birth Control Pill
"A View to a Kill" Based on the performance by Duran Duran
"A Birth Control Pill" Parody by Lon
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Greeting you with a birth control pill
You're "Fertile Myrtle" and getting pregnant is your thrill

Condom covers me
But you know the chance I'm taking
In your pussy
When your hole is wet and opening wide
So freaking wide
A car could fit up inside
And this is why

I'll take a chance in your vagina
Some estrogen is all you'll need
Chance in your vagina
Abortions are in no way cheap
Chance in your vagina
You do not use an I-U-D
Chance in your vagina

I wish that you'd take a birth control pill
A condom can break, and if it slips off, who can tell?

There's a better way
To protect us when we're fucking
Take them each day
You'll almost be one-hundred percent safe
'Cause I don't want to ever impregnate
But I sure want

To take a chance in your vagina
Some estrogen is all you'll need
Chance in your vagina
Abortions are in no way cheap
Chance in your vagina
You do not use an I-U-D
Chance in your vagina

'Cause all you'll need is a birth control pill
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