Song Parodies -> Walk With an Erection
"Walk Like an Egyptian" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"Walk With an Erection" Parody by Lon
All the big boners that I have
They're stretching my pants, don't cha know?
When I walk the streets (Oh-Way-Oh)
I get applause like a Broadway show

And they go back down in a while
But soon they will be so erect
I get some smiles (Oh-Way-Oh)
And notice some girls are getting wet

Always nice when the girls look twice, yeah
Walk with an erection

The blonds and brunettes look my way
As do the redheads along the road
They're quite amazed (Oh-Way-Oh)
I hope they'll make me release a load

All the fine girls so sick of wimps
They like the fact I'm a real man
'Cause when I walk the streets (Oh-Way-Oh)
I'm walking with an "erectian"

All the chicks looking so impressed say:
Walk with an erection

It's like giving them a treat
When I strut
Up and down and show off my junk
Let my hard-on show (Oh-Way-Oh)
Just like a hose on a fire truck

If you want to look at my cock
It's poking out harder than a rock
It's pressing my pants (Oh-Way-Oh)
And barely fits when I wear a jock

All the ladies pleased with my rod
The homo boys also like my bod
Even blind girls know (Oh-Way-Oh)
I walk around with "erectians"

All my 'hood has to see my wood, yeah
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection
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