There were nights I saw her kissing chicks
Thinking that she must be gay
Other times I saw her kissing dudes
Seems to vary day by day

Because she's bi
The doggone girl is bi
I know she's bi
Because the doggone girl is bi

I don't understand the way she thinks
But I wish she'd pick a side
Having to compete this much is rough
With her talent pool so wide

Because she's bi
The doggone girl is bi
Penis and pie
Because the doggone girl is bi

She loves the cocks, you see
(Sticks them anywhere)

But she also loves pussy
(Even when there's hair)

I wish she'd choose to be just with men

But she's into both genders
And she will not surrender
I hope she'll soon discover
That she prefers the boners, the boners!

I won't hold my breath in waiting for
When she really feels it's time
To grow up and knock off this silly phase
'Cause it's fucking with her mind

The girl is bi
The doggone girl is bi
Penis and pie
Because the doggone girl is bi

She's bi, she's bi
Holy shit, she's bi
The girl is bi, the girl is bi
The girl is bi, the girl is bi

The girl is bi (bi, bi), yep, she's bi (bi, bi)
The girl is bi (bi, bi), cocks and pies (bi, bi)

Gender's awry
Because the doggone girl is bi
The girl is bi

(Spoken)
Sweetheart, we're not going to fight about this, OK?
Girl, I think I told you, you need a boner, not a vagina!
I've heard you times before, lady
You told me that women are better lovers, I know, but please remember
That after loving me you'll never want another muncher
I mean what I said!
Yes, I said it, and I'll start licking

She won't believe me (bi, bi)
'Cause the girl is bi (bi, bi, bi)

So bi, so bi (bi, bi, bi)
She is bi, bi, bi, bi, bi (bi, bi, bi)

The girl is bi (bi, bi, bi)
The girl is bi (bi, bi, bi)
The girl is bi
The girl is bi
Girl is bi (bi, bi, bi)
Yes she is bi