Song Parodies -> (My Girlfriend Was) A Guy
"Collide" Based on the performance by Howie Day
"(My Girlfriend Was) A Guy" Parody by Lon
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The date was ending, or so I did think
More time we're spending, as I sat you on your sink (yeah)
I took off my clothes, couldn't wait for your show
I worried I just may have made a huge mistake

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
Something peculiar caught my eye
'Couldn't believe what I did find
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy!

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It's shocking, you know
I thought you were a woman
'Till I found your thing below, it's larger than my own!

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
'Something peculiar caught my eye
'Couldn't believe what I did find
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy

You are queer
And I am straight
This just ain't right

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
'Something peculiar caught my eye
There was no pussy there to grind
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy
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