Like to fornicate
And sucking on my vein
'Been too many days, mmm-mmm
'Been too many days, mmm-mmm

We go on a lot of dates
But I can't get a lay
At least there's another way, mmm-mmm
There's another way, mmm-mmm

So I keep strokin'
Can't stop chicken chokin'
It's why I've got my big dick
In my grasp
Saying, "It's gonna cum at last!"

'Cause she always makes me wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
And she won't even fellate, ate, ate, ate, ate
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off
Blue balls are gonna break, break, break, break, break
When it's cum they gotta make, make, make, make, make
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off

I am always am discreet
When beating on my meat
And she won't hear or see, mmm-mmm
She won't hear or see, mmm-mmm

I'm stroking on my bone (stroking on my bone)
I move my hand up fast and slow (hand up fast and slow)
And that's how jism flows, mmm-mmm
That's how jism flows, mmm-mmm

So I keep strokin'
Can't stop chicken chokin'
It's why I've got my big dick
In my grasp
Saying, "It's gonna cum at last!"

'Cause she always makes me wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
And she won't even fellate, ate, ate, ate, ate
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off
Blue balls are gonna break, break, break, break, break
When it's cum they gotta make, make, make, make, make
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off

Jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while I've been going down and eating out your pussy and the dirty, dirty pubes on your bush
You should've been going down on this big cock

My right hand is my new girlfriend
She's like, "Oh my God!" but I'll just masturbate
And to the lady over there, with the hella nice pair
Won't you flash a little baby, we can mas-tur-bate?

Yeah ohhh

'Cause she always makes me wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
And she won't even fellate, ate, ate, ate, ate
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off
Blue balls are gonna break, break, break, break, break
When it's cum they gotta make, make, make, make, make
Baby, I'll just masturbate, bate, bate, bate, bate
I'll jack it off, I'll jack it off

Jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off

Jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off

Jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off (I've got to)
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off
I, I, I jack it off, I'll jack it off