Song Parodies -> Butter Face
"Poker Face" Based on the performance by Lady Ga Ga
"Butter Face" Parody by Lon
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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna do her like they do in a porno
Hit it then I'll quit it, but her face has got to go
(I hate it)
Her body is so slammin,' but her face is a disgrace
She's a Playboy bunny that's been crossed with a monster race

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark

Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I need to bag her like they do with groceries
Or stay behind her with her on her hands and knees
(You know it)

Having her wask would be a good option
'Cause baby when I'm looking at her face I will not cum, cum
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark

Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't kiss you if I'm sober
Lose my boner
For your noggin I'm not bloggin'
I'm not staying I'm just running with my cum not cumming
Just like my dick in a cold shower
Get me drunk before we do make out
You're hideous, hideous
Use my hand 'cause I'm done with this


Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)

Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)

Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
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Lon Brown - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
FYI, I had a typo on the second verse. "Having her 'wask',,,," should have read "Having her wear a mask would be a good option" (sorry, I wrote it late at night)
Charles W - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
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