Song Parodies -> Give It Up For Free
"You Belong With Me" Based on the performance by Taylor Swift
"Give It Up For Free" Parody by Lon
This goes out to all the gold-diggers (and Kanye West would never crash MY awards show acceptance speech for THIS song)
Reading all the bills, and I'm getting so upset
While I'm looking at my credit cards you've spent
'Cause you'll never pay for things like I do

I take you out for dinner on a typical weekend night
You never to offer to reciprocate, that ain't right
And it's getting so expensive to bang you

But I'm romantic and give good head
You just lie there like you're playing dead
It's not fair that I pay I'm beginning to find
To get your sexy legs just to open wide

If you can see that I'm the one who's going broke to
Get you into bed then why can't you please
Give it up for free?
Give it up for free

Walking the streets with you in your expensive jeans
I can't help thinking what I spent on them is obscene
Crying in my office thinking to myself
She doesn't come cheaply

And I'm letting you live with me in my apartment
I haven't seen you give a cent to the rent check yet
You're driving me straight into bankruptcy
All this to get a piece of your booty

But I'm so generous and make you feel wanted
You just lie there like you're playing dead
It's not fair that I pay I'm beginning to find
To get your sexy legs just to open wide

If you can see that I'm the one who's going broke to
Get you into bed then why can't you please
Give it up for free?

All the time, you're so high maintenance
Why the hell do you keep draining me?
Give it up for free
Give it up for free

Oh, I can't handle you costing me so much just to get your legs to split
You're the one who makes me cum, but it's truly not worth it
And you really make me long, and you've given me wet dreams
Think I'll beat up on my schlong, think my hand job is free

Can't you see that I'm the one who's going broke to
Get you into bed so why can't you please
Give it up for free?

All the time, you're so high maintenance
Why the hell do you keep draining me?
Give it up for free
Give it up for free

Give it up for free

Have you ever thought just maybe
You'd give it up for free?
Give it up for free
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Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't stop laughing. The plot is as follows: An expensive whore is using you, but costing you a fortune, and she won't even cooperate with you in bed. How funny. Great job. All 5's.

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