Song Parodies -> Give It Up For Free
This goes out to all the gold-diggers (and Kanye West would never crash MY awards show acceptance speech for THIS song)
Reading all the bills, and I'm getting so upset
While I'm looking at my credit cards you've spent 'Cause you'll never pay for things like I do I take you out for dinner on a typical weekend night You never to offer to reciprocate, that ain't right And it's getting so expensive to bang you But I'm romantic and give good head You just lie there like you're playing dead It's not fair that I pay I'm beginning to find To get your sexy legs just to open wide If you can see that I'm the one who's going broke to Get you into bed then why can't you please Give it up for free? Give it up for free Walking the streets with you in your expensive jeans I can't help thinking what I spent on them is obscene Crying in my office thinking to myself She doesn't come cheaply And I'm letting you live with me in my apartment I haven't seen you give a cent to the rent check yet You're driving me straight into bankruptcy All this to get a piece of your booty But I'm so generous and make you feel wanted You just lie there like you're playing dead It's not fair that I pay I'm beginning to find To get your sexy legs just to open wide If you can see that I'm the one who's going broke to Get you into bed then why can't you please Give it up for free? All the time, you're so high maintenance Why the hell do you keep draining me? Give it up for free Give it up for free Oh, I can't handle you costing me so much just to get your legs to split You're the one who makes me cum, but it's truly not worth it And you really make me long, and you've given me wet dreams Think I'll beat up on my schlong, think my hand job is free Can't you see that I'm the one who's going broke to Get you into bed so why can't you please Give it up for free? All the time, you're so high maintenance Why the hell do you keep draining me? Give it up for free Give it up for free Give it up for free Have you ever thought just maybe You'd give it up for free? Give it up for free Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I can't stop laughing. The plot is as follows: An expensive whore is using you, but costing you a fortune, and she won't even cooperate with you in bed. How funny. Great job. All 5's.
YO TAYLOR I'M REALLY HAPPY 4U IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I WAS 1 OF THE BEST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME
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