Song Parodies -> (Your Vagina's) Dry
"Fly" Based on the performance by Sugar Ray
"(Your Vagina's) Dry" Parody by Lon
Of course, this has NEVER been a problem with any woman I have been with.............
All around the world pussies open for me
Who knows why you're so dry now?
Everyone I've done's been so wet for me
35 yrs old, but I can't fill your hole

Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby

Get a little moisture, make some secretions
They will let us do it, let my penis slip in
If I start to shrink then I will start it all again
Happens if I'm cold, my doctor he warned me so

Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
Your vagina's dry

All around the world pussies open for me
Who knows why you're so dry now?
Everyone I've done's been so wet for me
35 years old, but I can't fill your hole

Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
Your vagina's dry

Your vagina's dry
Put some K-Y on it, baby, put some K-Y on it, baby
Your vagina's dry
All around the world pussies open for me
Your vagina's dry
Your vagina's dry
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