Song Parodies -> Porn Star
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Somebody once told me I'm hung just like a pony, you can see it as it dangles below
They all began to shout I should really whip it out, and I could get myself a job doing porno Well, the film starts running, and they want more pumping Taking more zinc so I never stop cumming Doesn't make sense not to fuck for fun, you earn more money per load of cum They have to test, they have to screen to make sure you don't have diseases You never know if they are clean, before you do a gang bang scene Hey now, you're a ball star, get your dick hard, get laid Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told It's a cool job, and it never gets boring Economy stinks, yet my profit's still soring But the fluffers we use are the clincher Judging by my pole in the x-rated picture Condoms we wear are getting pretty thin But they're still effective when my semen does swim My piss is on fire often when it pours That's the chance I'm taking when I'm banging these whores Hey now, you're a ball star, get your dick hard, get laid Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told Somebody once asked would I have some sex for cash, we could film it in a secretive place I said, "Yep," what a concept, I could use a piece of ass myself, and they could all sit right down on my face Well, the film starts running, and they want more pumping Taking more zinc so I never stop cumming Doesn't make sense not to fuck for fun, you earn more money per load of cum They have to test, they have to screen to make sure you don't have diseases You never know if they are clean---CLEAN!---, before you do a gang bang scene Hey now, you're a ball start, get your dick hard, get laid Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told And all my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told Your Vote Counts
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