Song Parodies -> Lick Your Behind
"Time After Time" Based on the performance by Cyndi Lauper
"Lick Your Behind" Parody by Lon
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Finished with our sex I had a good time,
But you did not
Gave your vagina secretions--
But all for naught
Had you--ride me--
Did you from behind
Sucked on your mamories
No climax--

Sometimes I'm fingering--
But pressing you way too hard
Now I'm self-conscious and find myself
More on guard--
Then I try to go down--
It's still not right--
There's one thing left to try

If you're bored with our sex--I'll toss your salad
Lick your behind
If my cock doesn't please you--I'll be tossing
Lick your behind

If you're bored with our sex--I'll toss your salad
Lick your behind
If my cock doesn't please you--oh, I'll be tossing!
Lick your behind

After, you'll know you came--your wetness won't
Be the same
Watching your pornos--they're showing me
The proper way
Praying so hard you won't have gas
My tongue's inside your ass--

If you're bored with our sex--I'll toss your salad
Lick your behind
If my cock doesn't please you--I'll be tossing
Lick your behind

You say "It's too slow!"--
"Pick up the pace!"
When sitting on my face--

If you're bored with our sex--I'll toss your salad
Lick your behind
If my cock doesn't please you--I'll be tossing
Lick your behind

If you're bored with our sex--I'll toss your salad
Lick your behind
If my cock doesn't please you--oh, I'll be tossing!
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
Lick your behind
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