Song Parodies -> Hand Jobs Make Me Spew a Bit
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" Based on the performance by Tina Turner
"Hand Jobs Make Me Spew a Bit" Parody by Lon
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You must understand I have needs as a man
When I take you out
Always hoping for sex every time we connect
That's what it's all about
I pay the check
Thinking what I'll get
I am hoping for more, but a hand job will do

Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Hand jobs feel really good with lotion
Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Who needs a twot when her hand is in motion?

It's not much to ask, and it pleases me fast
When I want to cum
If your wrist needs a break you'll get one to take
Don't screw up your thumb
There's a speed that's good
When you stroke my wood
But however you beat me just use lubricant

Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Hand jobs feel really good with lotion
Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Who needs a twot when her hand is in motion?

I'm not caring how you please my erections
But I have to say
It's a way that doesn't need protection
It can't get more safe this way

Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Hand jobs feel really good with lotion
Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Who needs a twot when her hand is in motion?

Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Hand jobs, Vaseline instead of lotion?
Hand jobs, make me spew, make me spew a bit
Who needs a twot when her hand is in motion?

Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Hand jobs feel really good with lotion
Hand jobs make me spew, make me spew a bit
Who needs a twot when her hand is in motion?
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Doc Woody - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Haha... "who needs a twat when her hand is in motion"

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