Song Parodies -> Chlamydia
"Gloria" Based on the performance by Laura Branigan
"Chlamydia" Parody by Lon
First off, RIP Laura Branigan!! And you were SO hot looking, that I wouldn't mind contracting chlamydia from you! Please visit my website and youtube channel links here
Chlamydia, I've got a little pain now
Pain right there in my Johnson, I've gotta cure it somehow
I should have had you go down and only let you blow it
I think my condom must have slipped down----wasn't careful when I rolled it

You gave it to my member, on the day your legs were spread
Oh, we should have stopped with head, you gave chlamydia
Chlamydia, I don't think it's funny
That everybody bangs you, and you don't give me any warning
I think we should break up
Let you spread it to the next guy, oh-oh, your chlamydia
Chlamydia (chlamydia), I think it's on your pussy (chlamydia)
I think you need some medicine (chlamydia) so you won't spread your V.D. (chlamydia)
'Cause you gave it to my member, on the day your legs were spread
Oh, we should have stopped with head, you gave chlamydia

A-ha, a-ha-ha, chlamydia, when's it gonna go down?
I've been on antibiotics, for more than twenty-seven days now!
Will you pay for my prescriptions----it's the very least that you can do?
Feel my penis tip hurting today, and I blame it all on your poon

'Cause you gave it to my member, on the day your legs were spread
Oh, we should have stopped with head, you gave chlamydia
Chlamydia, I don't think it's funny
That everybody bangs you, and you don't give me any warning
I think we should break up
Let you spread it to the next guy, oh-oh, your chlamydia
Chlamydia (chlamydia), I think it's on your pussy (chlamydia)
I think you need some medicine (chlamydia) so you won't spread your V.D. (chlamydia)
'Cause you gave it to my member, on the day your legs were spread
Oh, we should have stopped with head, you gave chlamydia

Chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia
Chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia, chlamydia
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