Song Parodies -> Crotch On Fire
"Girl On Fire" Based on the performance by Alicia Keys
"Crotch On Fire" Parody by Lon
There's just something special about redheads.....
CROTCH ON FIRE


She's got a crotch, and it's on fire
Redheads are my fantasy, something blondes can never be
She's growing out her crotch, and it's on fire
Brunettes cannot compete, and I won't make her shave today

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
She got an ass that's so round
And it bumps up and down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
She got me so erect now
And it's not going down

This crotch is on fire
This crotch is on fire
She's what I desire
This crotch is on fire

Looks like a bush, but that's OK
Red hair that is super fine
Makes me want to chow away
I can try, but I'll never like girls the same
Red is what rocks my world
Hottest of the hottest I say

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
She got me eating her out
And she's cumming so loud
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Got my head in her mound
As I am going down

This crotch is on fire
This crotch is on fire
She's what I desire
This crotch is on fire

Every homie looks as she goes by
'Cause they know there's a flame between her thighs
And she's got a ginger snap they like
Red headed girls are such a rarity
Just three percent, you see
Ev'ry guy wants his turn, baby, turn, baby

This crotch is on fire
This crotch is on fire
She's what I desire
This crotch is on fire

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She's got a crotch, and it's on fire
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