Song Parodies -> New Cum Stains
"New Year's Day" Based on the performance by U2
"New Cum Stains" Parody by Lon
Happy 2012!!!
Yeah....
All my bed sheets have new cum stains
It's from the jism that I did spray
I watched a porno tape
Porno tape night and day
Nothing cleanses these new cum stains
These new cum stains

I shot all my goo again
I shot all my goo again

Over a blue sheet bed
My cum has splattered across the spread
Cloudy spots, I see a few
The dry cleaner says, says
Says it's true it's true...
That they can't clean goo
Bill Clinton knew
When he made some

I...I will toss off again
I...I will toss off again

Oh...
Maybe I need to aim
Oh...carelessly came...

I shot all my goo again
I shot all my goo again

And so I watch porn when I don't get laid
And this is the reason for the cum I made
Yes, I watched a porno tape
Porno tape night and day
Nothing cleanses
These new cum stains
These new cum stains
These new cum stains
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