Song Parodies -> It Wasn't Me
"It Wasn't Me" Based on the performance by Shaggy and Rayvon
"It Wasn't Me" Parody by Lon
Vicki called me just to tell me she's pregnant, and she has a herpes sore
Picture this, I could not remember anything about this whore
How could I forget the way I rammed it in her shaved pussy?
I denied penetrating her, and that the kid belong to me

(rap)
I like to see how wide her pussy lips can be spread
I like to fuck her missionary here on the bed
Never wear a condom, makes my penis turn red
Should have shot my semen on her stomach instead
If you are a pervert, got to learn how to spray
If you are a liar, got to lie like O.J.
If they have a semen sample, run the other way
And if they say it's you, you better change your DNA!

But she was chokin' on my penis
It wasn't me!
Pubic hair inbetween us
It wasn't me!
I even did her in the anus
It wasn't me!
She said I tasted pretty heinous
It wasn't me!
Saw the marks on her nipple
It wasn't me!
Made my cum start to dribble
It wasn't me!
Read the note from her doctor
It wasn't me!
It said I had to be the father!

Vicki called me just to tell me she's pregnant, and she has a herpes sore
Picture this, I could not remember anything about this whore
How could I forget the way I rammed it in her shaved pussy?
I denied penetrating her, and that the kid belong to me

(rap)
I like to cum inside her like an overflowin' lake
I like to hear her orgasms even when they're fake
Never did I know she was about to ovulate
You know I even banged her on our very first date!
If you get her pregnant, better hope she aborts
If she keeps the bastard, better pay your support
If you can't afford it, then she'll take you to court
And if she is a slut, you'll get a genital wort

But she was chokin' on my penis
It wasn't me!
Pubic hair inbetween us
It wasn't me!
I even did her in the anus
It wasn't me!
She said I tasted pretty heinous
It wasn't me!
Saw the marks on her nipple
It wasn't me!
Made my cum start to dribble
It wasn't me!
Read the note from her doctor
It wasn't me!
It said I had to be the father!

Wanna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I had stuck it in so deep, I saw her vaginal flaws
Wanna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
Don't like when she wears those panties, don't like when she wears bras!

Vicki called me just to tell me she's pregnant, and she has a herpes sore
Picture this, I could not remember anything about this whore
How could I forget the way I rammed it in her shaved pussy?
I denied penetrating her, and that the kid belong to me
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