Song Parodies -> An Anal Man
"Piano Man" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"An Anal Man" Parody by Lon
Yes, ladies----I'm definitely an ass man
It's nine o'clock in aerobics class
The regular girls shuffle in
There's a new girl stretching next to me
What a sexy position she's in

I say, "Miss, you're so small with your mammories.
They don't even stick past your nose.
But your ass looks so sweet, and I know it competes
With Fergie's or even J Lo's."

La la la, de da da
La la, de de da da da

Show me your ass, I'm an anal man
Show me your butt cheeks tonight
'Cause we're both in the mood for some sodomy
And I know I'll fit you just right

The tits on her chest don't mean much to me
I only need a handful
But an ass that is flat, I have issues with that
It rarely is pleasing to my pole
I say, "Miss, you look like Kim Kardashian,
And you have the best ass in this place.
And I'm sure I could make you a happy girl
If you would just sit on my face."

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

"The girls over there can't compete with you
Their buns are as flat as sliced bread
If I did them from behind, I'd picture in my mind
Them giving me lots of good head."

"And your tights are showing me everything
Especially when your hips are bent
You think I don't notice, but I'll tell you one thing
In my shorts I'm pitching a tent."

Show me your ass, I'm an anal man
Show me your butt cheeks tonight
'Cause we're both in the mood for some sodomy
And I know I'll fit you just right

"You're a pretty hot chick I have to say,
But your ass is what gives me a smile.
'Cause it's round and so tight, and it's big like I like--
I'd follow behind you for a mile.
Doing you anal, it sounds perverted,
But I swear you've got nothing to fear.
Though there may be some blood, the sex won't be a dud,
And for H I V, I have been cleared."

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Show me your ass, I'm an anal man
Show me your butt cheeks tonight
'Cause we're both in the mood for some sodomy
And I know I'll fit you just right
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Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
What makes this parody unique is that it shows that you are a good comedian just by the words chosen. "and I know it competes With Fergie's or even J Lo's." was funny.
Doc Woody - May 08, 2010 - Report this comment
what, no "sit on my schlong tonight?" ;-) nah, far be it from me to second guess any parodist's lyrics, especially with a song of this quality! Props to you.
Parody Princess - July 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Lon, Genius as usual!

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