Song Parodies -> How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That I Have)
"How You Remind Me" Based on the performance by Nickelback
"How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That I Have)" Parody by Lon Check out my website for more great parodies and CD sound bytes!! Also view me on youtube by searching "smashing rumpkins"
Never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either Tried to drown 'em in a hot tub It wouldn't pull them off my little peter This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have They're not cute, they're so gory I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin' I've been bit, I said "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle These 5 word in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?" yet, yet, yet, oh no--yet, yet, yet, oh no It's not like I didn't scrub hard I swore I killed them every time I was through But they haven't died so far At this point, I don't know what I will do This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have They're not cute, they're so gory I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin' I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?" yet, yet, yet--oh no, yet, yet, yet, oh no Never killed 'em off with Windex I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either This is how they are biting This is how they are biting This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have This is how they are biting All those crabs that I have They're not cute, they're so gory I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin' I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?" yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet? yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet? Your Vote Counts
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HOW YOU REMIND ME
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