Song Parodies -> How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That I Have)
"How You Remind Me" Based on the performance by Nickelback
"How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That I Have)" Parody by Lon
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Never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
Tried to drown 'em in a hot tub
It wouldn't pull them off my little peter

This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 word in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet, oh no--yet, yet, yet, oh no

It's not like I didn't scrub hard
I swore I killed them every time I was through
But they haven't died so far
At this point, I don't know what I will do

This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet--oh no, yet, yet, yet, oh no

Never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
This is how they are biting
This is how they are biting
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet?
yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet?
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