Song Parodies -> Hung Just Like a Mule
"Hungry Like the Wolf" Based on the performance by Duran Duran
"Hung Just Like a Mule" Parody by Lon
Hear this on my website!!
I've got a problem that I just cannot hide

I'm 14 inches long and 6 inches wide

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

You're scared to touch it but just give it a feel

I know it's massive and it doesn't look real

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do



It touches the ground, it barely fits inside of you

A big throbbin' bone, a mind of its own

And I'm hung just like a mule

I'll straddle your face, get ready to taste a giant mountain of my goo

I'm bigger than trees, it's down past my knees

And I'm hung just like a mule



Can't wear a condom, lord knows I've tried

Won't stretch enough to get my junk inside

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Can hardly stand it when I'm getting a bone

It reaches right into another time zone

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do



It touches the ground, it barely fits inside of you

A big throbbin' bone, a mind of its own

And I'm hung just like a mule

I'll straddle your face, get ready to taste a giant mountain of my goo

I'm bigger than trees, it's down past my knees

And I'm hung just like a mule



Hung just like a mule, hung just like a mule, hung just like a mule



It touches the ground, the head is so round, it barely fits inside of you

A big throbbin' bone, a mind of its own

And I'm hung just like a mule

I'll straddle your face, get ready to taste a giant moutain of my goo

I'm bigger than trees, it's down past my knees

And I'm hung just like a mule



It touches the ground, the head is so round, it barely fits inside of you

A big throbbin' bone, a mind of its own

And I'm hung just like a mule

I'll straddle your face, get ready to taste a giant mountain of my goo

I'm bigger than trees, it's down past my knees

And I'm hung just like a mule
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Robert - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
...his pacing is PERFECT when he does this one live, trust me, I saw the fucking guy do this on and "My Cock in your Wife" (The Time of my Life) by Green Day!! HAHAHAHHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
metaleagle777 - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
FRIGGIN AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Parody Princess - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Really like it! Awesome!

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