Song Parodies -> Flaccid Now
"Need You Now" Based on the performance by Lady Antebellum
"Flaccid Now" Parody by Lon
Oh the joys of getting older!!! Check out my youtube clips here!
Picture perfect hard-ons never happen anymore
Since I've gotten older, can't control 'em like before
And I wonder if I'll ever keep one up
For me it's getting really tough

I just turned the big five-O, nothing to show, 'cause I'm flaccid now
Used to go all night, but I lost all control 'cause I'm flaccid now
And I don't know how I can bang you now, I'm just flaccid now

Another doctor visit then off to the pharmacy
Taking some Viagra, hoping for a good woody
And I wonder if I'll ever keep one up
For me it's getting really tough

I just turned the big five-O, nothing to show, 'cause I'm flaccid now
Used to go all night, but I lost all control 'cause I'm flaccid now
And I don't know how I can bang you now, I'm just flaccid now

Guess I'll use my tongue to stimulate your clit
I just turned the big five-O, nothing to show, 'cause I'm flaccid now
And I used to go all night, but now I've gotten old, and I'm flaccid now
And I don't know how I can bang you now, I'm just flaccid now
I'm just flaccid now
Oh baby, I'm flaccid now
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OH THE JOYS OF GETTING OLDER???
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