Song Parodies -> Hand Job Me
"Stand By Me" Based on the performance by Ben E. King
"Hand Job Me" Parody by Lon
Maybe Stephen King can even write a spoof novel with this title and Spielberg can then turn it into a movie later on?.......


When my cock is hard
And it wants to cum
But her poon is off limits unto me
No I won't have complaints, no I won't have complaints
Just as long as you hand, hand job me

So darlin,' darlin,' hand job me, oh hand job me, oh hand
Hand job me, hand job me

If the pie that I lie upon
Should never get wet
Or it's cycle has made it the Red Sea
I won't grind, I won't grind, no I won't grind your gears
Just as long as you hand, hand job me

So darlin,' darlin,' hand job me, oh hand job me, oh hand now
Hand job me, hand job me

Darlin,' darlin,' hand job me, oh hand job me
Oh hand now, hand job me, hand job me
It won't get you in trouble if you hand job me, oh hand job me
Oh hand now, hand job me, hand job me
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Parody Princess - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
As always Lon, funny!!
111111111111111111111111111111111111 - May 05, 2023 - Report this comment
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mike - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
@$ @lw@y$ lon funny
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RELAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - March 09, 2024 - Report this comment
BECAUSE HES SO GOOD HES AS BAD AS HE WANTS 2 BE DENNIS RODMANNN

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