Song Parodies -> I Can Tell You're Bi
"I Can't Tell You Why" Based on the performance by The Eagles
"I Can Tell You're Bi" Parody by Lon


Look at you baby, in plain sight
Tearing her twat apart
Aren't you the same hot lady who sucked
My cock in the dark?
Ahh...
There were times I wondered "were you gay?"
But I now know that you go both ways
And I can tell you're bi

When we do threesomes
It just ain't to right
(Try to stay on me, little girl)
Girl, I get jealous, too
I begin to worry
Alone at night
(Don't get caught in that lesbo world)
That you love poon
I'm turned on as far as I can see
You make me harder than geometry
But I can tell you're bi
No, baby, I can tell you're bi
I can tell you're bi

There were times I wondered "were you gay?"
But I now know that you go both ways
And I can tell you're bi
No, baby, I can tell you're bi
I can tell you're bi
I can tell you're bi
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
WHO IS TRY READING BOOKS 4 A CHANGE beep beep beep NO WHO ARE THE EAGLES
mike - September 25, 2022 - Report this comment
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