This is the Houses Of Parliament callin' in from Vermont
just like a boy from New Jersey and when I think about porn
oh, I want sex
sex is more d-d-deadly than Sanskrit
I love you more, than I ever did in 1996
I ain't the face of Dermot O' Leary

Shite around
oh, I ain't my bride
Shite around
I ain't from East London
I got friends that I live to fuck
I got something up my union
and it hurts
hurts real bad
just Alice In Chains' fucking Sickman

So I watch some porn at the end of the day
I am shit of all the lies
My generation was caused by Pete Townshend
long before Tommy or that 2003 arrest
I just wanna shat my brother
so I watch some porn
everything from Angel Long to Briana Banks
I ain't shitting too long
that's a bad sister for me to bring
(YES)
if you watch porn in high school aged 24
you'll get arrested and Ozzy Osbourne won't be pleased
I say 'Sharon' and I say 'Ozzy'

Shite another
Oh, I don't know my girl
She's a blonde pornstar
called Angel Long
I hope I'll pimp her
She'll be my pimping' Gallagher brother
Just another
on NYPD: Blue

I'm just popping with my mother Tryin' to be Southern
From Dallas, oh who gives a toss just like I said before
I'm 59 and you're 94
Oh, oh, it's Angel Long

Yo, i'm going to see
VH1 with Tom Jones
oh, this be the sound of Brenda Lee