Song Parodies -> Squirt's So Good
"Hurt's So Good" Based on the performance by John Cougar Mellencamp
"Squirt's So Good" Parody by Lon
When I was a young boy
Was looking at those porno mags
Now that I am older, so much older
I bone girls even on the rag
With a bitch like you, with a bitch like you
Put your teeth on my big shaft baby, make it start to spew
C'Mon and get me off

Squirt so good
C'Mon baby make it squirt so good
I always cum when you give me wood
You make it squirt so good

Don't have to use no protection
Just trying to give my girl a little bit of cum, yeah
I wake up with a HUGE erection
My cock is beating like a drum
From a bitch like you, from a bitch like you
Sink your mouth on my big bone baby, don't stop until you're through
C'Mon and get me off

Squirt so good
C'Mon baby make it squirt so good
I always cum when you give me wood
You make it squirt so good

I ain't talking no threesomes
I just need 1 girl myself
All I want is to shoot cum
Baby when you chomp on down on my schlong
Chomp on down on my schlong

Squirt so good
C'Mon baby make it squirt so good
I always cum when you give me wood
You make it squirt so good

Squirt so good
C'Mon baby make it squirt so good
I always cum when you give me wood
You make it squirt so good
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No, the Chorus should be - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Squirt so good Come on baby make it squirt so good Sometimes love don't taste like it should

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