Song Parodies -> All the Days You Fart
"Just the Way You Are" Based on the performance by Bruno Mars
"All the Days You Fart" Parody by Lon
Not based on a true story, thank God!!

Oh her gas, her gas
I can smell it ev'ry night we're sleeping
It's loud, it's loud
It wakes me up when I am dreaming

It's so pitiful
And she has it every day

Yeah, I know, I know
When I complain to her
She don't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Bad I think I must get up and leave

So every time she asks me why I walk away
I say....

When I smell your gas
I think your diet should be changed
'Cause it's disgusting
All the days you fart
It turns my smile
Into a frown that lasts for a while
'Cause girl it's disgusting
All the days you fart

Her wind, her wind
She would pass it all day if I'd let her
Her food, her food
She loves, but it don't agree with her

It's so plentiful
And she chows it every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
It's never wise to eat late
If meat is what you're scarfing down
Then you'll blast away

So don't even bother asking
"Can we get Subway?"
You know I'll say

When I smell your gas
I think your diet should be changed
'Cause it's disgusting
All the days you fart
It turns my smile
Into a frown that lasts for a while
'Cause girl it's disgusting
All the days you fart

The days you fart
The days you fart
Girl it's disgusting
All the days you fart

When I smell your gas
I think your diet should be changed
'Cause it's disgusting
All the days you fart
It turns my smile
Into a frown that lasts for a while
'Cause girl it's disgusting
All the days you fart
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