Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special

Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay (you said you were gay)
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special (special)

Once hidden, your sex life
You kept it secret and even had a wife
You had two babies, though they were adopted
And all your girlfriends---most likely concocted

(Fairy Christmas!)

You really are a flamer
And your wife has left, can't say that I blame her
Now she knows what a fraud you've been
But if you bang her now, I bet you'd fool her again

Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay (you said you were gay)
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special (special)

Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special (special)

Ohhh, Ohhh my buddy!

A crowded room, I feel your staring eyes
I'm hiding from you, 'cause I'm a straight guy
My god, I never knew that I gave you hard-ons
Me, I guess I was a project to work on

But a friend that I trusted even though he was gay
Has now disrespected me in every way
Ooh hoo, 'cause it's pussy that I love
You can't convert me to men

Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay (you said you were gay)
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special (special)

Last Christmas, you sucked on a cock
And the very next day, you said you were gay (you said you were gay)
This year, you're openly queer
And looking for someone special (special)

A friend that I trusted even though he was gay (you sucked on a cock)
Has now disrespected me in every way
This year he's looking for someone, he's looking for someone special
Special
Someone