"Bent" Based on the performance by Matchbox 20
"Bent" Parody by Lon
If I go limp along the way, lick it up and jack it off
If I get too tired to stroke it, be the hands around my cock
If I need another hand job, grease it up with Vaseline
When my cum is dried and faded, you want another quart of cream
7 times we masturbated, you stroked it and then, no erection again!

Can you help me it's bent?
It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking
You're tearing the skin, there's no semen within
Can't you see it's bent?

If I used a tighter cock ring, do you think that it would fit?
You can see that I've gone flaccid, you might mistake it for a zit
I started out stiff 'till I sprayed it with help from a friend
Will I get hard again?

Can you help me it's bent?
It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking
You're tearing the skin, there's no semen within
Can't you see it's bent?

Stop jacking me off, it's getting too much
And I've lost all my jism
Stop jacking me off, it's getting too hard to make more than a teaspoon!

7 times we masturbated, you stroked it and then, no erection again!
Can you help me it's bent?
It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking
You're tearing the skin, and there's no semen within
Can't you see it's bent?

Here I go there again
Can you help me it's bent?
It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking
Keep tearing the skin, and there's no semen within
Can't you see it's bent?

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Piss Ant - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Even though you didn't change the title, I still think it's hilarious. 555s

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