Song Parodies -> That Girl's a Dyke (Carpet Muncher)
"Last Friday Night (TGIF)" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"That Girl's a Dyke (Carpet Muncher)" Parody by Lon
Between Katy Perry and Lady Ga Ga, I don't know who is more fun to parody...



There's a hot girl out again
There's a word she's lesbian
'Heard she only likes the chicks
And she won't go near a dick
Saw her leave a homo bar
Pink triangles on her car
Don't know which girl she will choose
I wish I was in their shoes

Guess I'm not her type
'Cause I pee upright
I'm screwed
Oh well
'Wish she was a bi
So I'd get her pie---who knew? (DAMN!)

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she only wants the twats
And she doesn't want the cocks
Asked her out but I forgot

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she likes to carpet munch
Ate her girlfriend out for lunch
She's the gayest of the bunch

That girl's a dyke
She goes diving in the muff
Even when the hair is rough
Uses it as dental floss

That girl's a dyke
Yeah I bet she has strap-ons
Lots of ways to please a twat-at
Whoa-oh-oah

This girl's a dyke
Can her gayness end?
This girl's a dyke
Can her gayness end?

Trying to convert a gay
She claims she was born this way
Wish she'd give a dude a chance
To get inside of her pants
She's almost a perfect ten
But she isn't into men
What a waste of T and A
I don't know what else to say?

Guess I'm not her type
'Cause I pee upright
I'm screwed
Oh well
'Wish she was a bi
So I'd get her pie---who knew? (DAMN!)

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she only wants the twats
And she doesn't want the cocks
Asked her out but I forgot

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she likes to carpet munch
Ate her girlfriend out for lunch
She's the gayest of the bunch

That girl's a dyke
She goes diving in the muff
Even when the hair is rough
Using it as dental floss

That girl's a dyke
Yeah I bet she has strap-ons
Lots of ways to please a twat-at
Oh-whoa-oh

This girl's a dyke
Can her gayness end?
Can her gayness end?
This girl's a dyke
Can her gayness end?
Can her gayness end?
This girl's a dyke

Carpet muncher
Carpet muncher
Carpet muncher
Carpet muncher
Carpet muncher
Carpet muncher

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she only wants the twats
And she doesn't want the cocks
Asked her out but I forgot

That girl's a dyke
Yeah she likes to carpet munch
Ate her girlfriend out for lunch
She's the gayest of the bunch

That girl's a dyke
She goes diving in the muff
Even when the hair is rough
Using it as dental floss

That girl's a dyke
Yeah I bet she has strap-ons
Lots of ways to please a twat-at
Oh-woah-oh

This girl's a dyke
Can her gayness end?
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Kaylee Jessica - March 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Dude...this is AWESOME!

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