Song Parodies -> This Dick Was Made For Sucking
"These Boots Were Made For Walking" Based on the performance by Nancy Sinatra (and, of course, Jessica Simpson)
"This Dick Was Made For Sucking" Parody by Lon
This goes out to the couple of women who, despite all of MY good oral on them, still didn't feel comfortable giving me a BJ


You keep saying you don't want to blow me
Saying that my cum makes a mess
You've been assumin' where you shouldn't have been assumin'
That I'll be tryin' to aim it on your dress

This dick was made for sucking, and that's just what you'll do
One of these days this dick is gonna cum all over you

I'm still pleasing when you oughta be douchin'
But you're refusin' when you oughta suck it
And I am licking when you oughta be shavin'
Now how fair is that, when you ain't been fair yet?

This dick was made for sucking, and that's just what you'll do
One of these days this dick is gonna cum all over you

You get my tongue, but I don't get your slurpin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get dumped
Ha! I'll just find me a brand new girl that gives head, yeah
And you won't have me there to eat your muff

This dick was made for sucking, and that's just what you'll do
One of these days this dick is gonna cum all over you

Are you ready girl? START SUCKING!
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