Song Parodies -> Tiny Pecker
"Tiny Dancer" Based on the performance by Elton John
"Tiny Pecker" Parody by Lon
This is in NO way auto-biographical.

Three inch woody, on my best day, shorter than her hand
Half-inch wide, no denial, my Johnson is such a sham
Micropenis, now in between us---I feel like half a man
And when I'm in her, she doesn't feel me, tiny pecker has no fans

Penis pumps won't pump it up
Trying everything I can
Looking down she just laughs
My length and width are really bad

My birth defect, limp or erect
When I'm having to undress
Searching on she finds my schlong
She can't believe it's fully grown

And it's so embarassing
When I fuck with small junk
Inside of you, and you can't feel me
When I press deeply, deeply

Plunge her deeper tiny pecker
Try to fill her entry way-ay
You haven't even reached her G-spot
You're still a few inches away

Plunge her deeper tiny pecker
Try to fill her entry way-ay
You haven't even reached her G-spot
You're still a few inches away

Three inch woody, on my best day, shorter than her hand
Half-inch wide, no denial, my Johnson is such a sham
Micropenis, now in between us---I feel like half a man
And when I'm in her, she doesn't feel me, tiny pecker has no fans

And it's so embarassing
When I fuck with small junk
Inside of you, and you can't feel me
When I press deeply, deeply

Plunge her deeper tiny pecker
Try to fill her entry way-ay
You haven't even reached her G-spot
You're still a few inches away

Plunge her deeper tiny pecker
Try to fill her entry way-ay
You haven't even reached her G-spot
You're a still few inches away
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Doc Woody - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Micropenis - LOL! Perhaps it's biographical of Elton John instead!

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