Song Parodies -> With This Boner
"At This Moment" Based on the performance by Billy Vera
"With This Boner" Parody by Lon
This is what happens to your sex life after marriage....
What did you think I would do with this boner
When you're lying beside me
And falling asleep
Trying to tell me that you have got you a headache
But you just don't want it no more

What did you think I would lay with this boner
When I'm faced with the knowledge
That you just ain't horny
Did you think I'd insert you
Or jack off and squirt you
'Cause you just don't want me no more

Could you at least fellate me
Or give me a handy
Now come on you owe me that much
How can I bang you when darling you're dry, too
Even though, I'd always lube you---oh, woh, oh, oh, ohhhh

What did you think I would jizz with this boner
To get laid is a part of any marriage vow
I went down on one knee
And put a ring on your finger
And now you won't bone me again

I went down on one knee
And put a ring on your finger, baby
And now you won't bone me
And now you won't bone me

And now............
And now you won't bone me
Again
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