Song Parodies -> Never Gonna Get it Up
"Never Gonna Give You Up" Based on the performance by Rick Astley
"Never Gonna Get it Up" Parody by Lon
This song should appear in a Viagra commercial. Please check out my CD at my website and my youtube songs here

I've had problems galore
I'll get aroused and then go limp
A strong erection's what I'm hoping for
It makes me feel like any other wimp
I just wanna have it longer lasting
Even when I use my hand

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you

My poor erections aren't too strong
Your pussy's soaking but
I'm too soft to please it
I'll have to use my tongue to turn you on
I see your clit, and I'm gonna lick it
So when I give you cunnilingis
Don't tell me you'd prefer my cock

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you

(Ooh, get it up)
(Ooh, get it up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna get, never gonna get
(Get it up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna get, never gonna get
(Get it up)

My poor erections aren't too strong
Your pussy's soaking but
I'm too soft to please it
I'll have to use my tongue to turn you on
I see your clit, and I'm gonna lick it

I just wanna have it longer lasting
Even when I use my hand

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you

Never gonna get it up
Never gonna make it rise
Never gonna have the size to insert you
Never gonna hit G-spots
Never gonna please a lot
Never gonna plunge your twat and squirt you
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