Song Parodies -> Can You Tell That He's Gay?
"Meet Me Half Way" Based on the performance by Black Eyed Peas
"Can You Tell That He's Gay?" Parody by Lon
Personally, I'm a flaming HETEROSEXUAL, but being gay could happen to anybody...
Ooh, he can't be any gayer than this
Ooh, he wants men so badly, it's his biggest wish

Dude,
I have burnin' questions, questions, questions 'bout you
Every single day, yes I really question, question you
And all those guys so liking, liking, liking, liking you
Hey man, what's up? I'm wondrin,' wondrin' if you are a fruit?
I have some burnin' questions, questions, questions, 'bout you
Every single day, yes I really question, question you
And all those guys so liking, liking, liking, liking you
Hey man, what's up? Yo? What's up? What's up? What's up?

Can you tell that he's gay, right at the leather bar
Is where he likes to play, with dudes
He's been suckin' cock, night and day
Put a dick in his anus, and that is where it stayed
He can't be any gayer than this
He wants men so bad, it's his only wish

Dude, I've traveled in 'Frisco and even in West Hollywood
New York's Greenwich Village---they're really homo neighborhoods
I'll tell you something, though, I'll tell you what I often see
I'm witnessing flamers, flamers, the way you always be
'Cause dude, I think, I, I,...I think you are queer
I'll try to make it, it,.....I'll make it more clear
Gay bars you hang around, 'round like every single day
I'll tell you you're gay, gay,.......I think that you're gay

Can you tell that he's gay, right at the leather bar
Is where he likes to play, with dudes
He's been suckin' cock, night and day
Put a dick in his anus, and that is where it stayed
He can't be any gayer than this
He wants men so bad, it's his only wish
He can't be any gayer than this
He wants men so bad, it's his only wish

I'll bet my bank that you ain't straight
Or even bi (or even bi)
I will bet, bet my life, you're into guys (you're into guys)
Can't deny, before my eyes, you're into guys, you're into guys, you're, you're, you're into guys
You're, you're, you're into guys, you're, you're into guys, you're into guys

Can you tell that he's gay?
Can you tell that he's gay?
Can you tell that he's gay?
Can you tell that he's gaaaay?

Tell that he's gay, right at the leather bar
Is where he likes to play, with dudes
He's been suckin' cock, night and day
Put a dick in his anus, and that is where it stayed
He can't be any gayer than this
He wants men so bad, it's his only wish
He can't be any gayer than this
He wants men so bad, it's his only wish
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