Song Parodies -> Please Stop Your Queefing
"Don't Stop Believing" Based on the performance by Journey
"Please Stop Your Queefing" Parody by Lon
The first verse is actually semi-biographical of the first time I experienced queefing; it was while giving a girl oral pleasure, and I thought she was farting the whole time until I told her to knock it off, and I then figured out it wasn't coming from her ass, after all
Just another lay, but she made a sound today
It made me have to laugh---sounded just like gas
Just a funny noise, sounded like a squeaky toy
It made me have to laugh---sounded just like gas

A honking noise inside her poon
The sound of ducks within the room
In a while I will lose my wood
She toots on and on and on and on

Air was breaking, controlling it seemed really hard
But it's not coming from her ass
Pussy eating never felt so very awkward
Tried to ignore it, but I can't

Working out 3 days a week,
Everybody heard her queef
Squatting caused it with a lot of weight
Sit ups did too
Some were soft, some were loud
Some of them were in a crowd
Lots of air within her box
She toots on and on and on and on

Air was breaking, controlling it seemed really hard
But it's not coming from her ass
Koochi queefing must have felt so very awkward
Tried to ignore it, but I can't

Please stop your queefing
It is not appealing
Sounds like you're farting from your twot

Please stop your queefing
It's not
Sounds like you're farting from your twot

Please stop your queefing
It is not appealing
Sounds like you're farting from your twot
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Parody Princess - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't Stop Believing is my all-time LEAST favorite song.. you hear it at karaoke 4-5 times a night sometimes.. This is a version I might actually like to hear at karaoke. kudos!

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