Teammates playing football when we first met
Toughest dude in high school---I can't forget
And one day at a party
You made out with three girls

Ten years after graduation
I turn on T.V.
Watching Jerry Springer
And guess what I see?
Turns out you were not the stud
I pegged you to be

All throughout my life
I thought you were straight
We'd look at my Play Boy mags
And you would salivate

All throughout my life
Couldn't see a way
That I would have to say
You were the one who turned out gay
The one who turned out gay

Locker rooms gave you a view of my ass
Never thought you were a homo---I guarantee that
Clueless in the showers
You never had hard-ons (whoa)

When we were in high school, were you confused?
I was so shocked hearing your news
Your wife looked so embarrassed
To know you're into dudes

And all throughout my life
I thought you were straight
We'd look at my Play Boy mags
And you would salivate

All throughout my life
Couldn't see a way
That I would have to say
You were the one who turned out gay
The one who turned out gay
The one, the one, the one
The one who turned out gay

Now I wonder if I was your fantasy (gross!)
Did you like it when you would tackle me? (gross!)
I never ever did suspect a thing (whoa)
'Cause that would not be right

All throughout my life
I thought you were straight
We'd look at my Play Boy mags
And you would salivate

All throughout my life
Couldn't see a way
That I would have to say
You were the one who turned out gay
The one who turned out gay
The one, the one, the one

All throughout my life
Couldn't see a way
That I would have to say
You were the one who turned out gay
The one who turned out gay