He's simply homo
My dad had kept no secrets from me
But all that's changed from what I have seen
What I saw with my eyes, it made me wonder if he's gay, yeah
I wish I didn't find out what I did on that day

My dad's a drag queen
And he's dressing secretly
Now his cat's out of the bag
I'm convinced he's a fag

My mom's a fool 'cause she thinks he's just prude
And she has no idea that he's into dudes
He's giving signs that I can't ignore
Like wearing panties from lingerie stores

I was lookin' at his cell phone
And noticed a text, yeah
It was a picture
That would blow your mind, yeah

My dad's a drag queen
And he's dressing secretly
Now his cat's out of the bag
I'm convinced he's a fag

My dad's a drag queen
And he's dressing secretly
Now his cat's out of the bag
I'm convinced he's a fag

My dad's a drag queen
And he's dressing secretly
Now his cat's out of the bag
I'm convinced he's a fag

My dad's a drag queen
And he's dressing secretly
Now his cat's out of the bag
I'm convinced he's a fag

He was our king
But now he's our queen