Song Parodies -> Porn in the USA
"Born in the USA" Based on the performance by Bruce Springsteen
"Porn in the USA" Parody by Lon
I made a great video for this on youtube, as well
Porn mags in my daddy's den
The first time I looked was at the age of ten
End up with a schlong that's been beat too much
'Cause I've spent half my life just jacking it off to

Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA
I watch porn in the USA, porn in the USA

Making a little homemade jam
When I put my penis in my hand
Stroking off every chance I can
It's what you do when you're a man

Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA
I watch porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA

Back at home where I have privacy
I'm gonna see some stuff on a DVD
Viewing it on a high def screen
Thinking, "Man, it's the greatest thing"

I had a boner that I'd toss
Jacking off was awesome 'cause
Good scene's where I'd hit the pause

I had a woman who watched with me, too
I'd get some jism on her when I would spew

Watching a porno can't replace the real thing
Rather have a girl I was penetrating
All those years building up my loads
No one to bang, ain't got no one to bone

Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA
Porn in the USA, I'm an x-rated daddy in the USA
Porn in the USA, porn in the USA
Porn in the USA, I'm a cock stroking daddy in the USA
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Callmelennie - January 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Very good. Now give "Porn on the Bayou" a shot (baroomp ching!) I did it over on Amiright's parody section. It's easy -- Sub "Deleeuw" for "hooddo", "groaning with old Harry Reems" for "rolling with some Cajun queen"; and "Behind a Door of Green" for "down to New Orleans" -- and you're halfway home
Mitch45 - September 29, 2020 - Report this comment
I can hear this in Bruce’s voice, so you know it’s well done.
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
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