Song Parodies -> It's My Wife
"It's My Life" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"It's My Wife" Parody by Lon
This is a song about the most fattening dessert for women......WEDDING CAKE!!!
This ain't a song for the happily married
My wife's addicted to Ben and Jerry's
She's got a lot of love to hold onto
About a hundred more pounds than when I said, "I do"

It's my wife, she's really heavy
She's bigger than my brand new Chevy
All I see are rolls of cellulite
It's my wife
She's used to look like Tara Lipinski
But now she's Monica Lewinsky
And I just can't control her appetite
It's my wife

I remember the days when she used to be tiny
But now I'm serving dinner off of her heiny
I try hiding all the food, but she starts to beg
I can't afford the bills from Jenny Craig

It's my wife, she's really heavy
She's bigger than my brand new Chevy
All I see are rolls of cellulite
It's my wife
She used to look like Tara Lipinski
But now it's Monica Lewinsky
And I just can't control her appetite
It's my wife

All those skin folds when I'm eating her out
Was once a size 2 but is a 14 now!

It's my wife, and she's really heavy
She's bigger than my brand new Chevy
All I see are rolls of cellulite
It's my wife
She used to look like Tara Lipinski
But now she's Monica Lewinsky
And I just can't control her appetitie
It's my wife
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