Song Parodies -> It's My Wife
This is a song about the most fattening dessert for women......WEDDING CAKE!!!
This ain't a song for the happily married
My wife's addicted to Ben and Jerry's She's got a lot of love to hold onto About a hundred more pounds than when I said, "I do" It's my wife, she's really heavy She's bigger than my brand new Chevy All I see are rolls of cellulite It's my wife She's used to look like Tara Lipinski But now she's Monica Lewinsky And I just can't control her appetite It's my wife I remember the days when she used to be tiny But now I'm serving dinner off of her heiny I try hiding all the food, but she starts to beg I can't afford the bills from Jenny Craig It's my wife, she's really heavy She's bigger than my brand new Chevy All I see are rolls of cellulite It's my wife She used to look like Tara Lipinski But now it's Monica Lewinsky And I just can't control her appetite It's my wife All those skin folds when I'm eating her out Was once a size 2 but is a 14 now! It's my wife, and she's really heavy She's bigger than my brand new Chevy All I see are rolls of cellulite It's my wife She used to look like Tara Lipinski But now she's Monica Lewinsky And I just can't control her appetitie It's my wife Your Vote Counts
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I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD 2018 NO GUITAR??? WELL THAT'S WEIRD
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