Getting laid can be a problem
It's often me, myself, and I
Drop my pants, choke my chicken
Almost shot my eye

Rub one out while in the bathroom
Pre-cum will soon be in sight
If this lube begins to run out
Then I'll continue dry

If they ask "Why, why?" Tell 'em I'm a masturbator
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
If they ask "Why, why?" Tell 'em I'm a masturbator
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid

Watching porn on my computer
Convince myself she's really there
Spraying out, like a volcano
My jism's everywhere

If they ask "Why, why?" Tell 'em I'm a masturbator
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
If they ask "Why, why?" Tell 'em I'm a masturbator
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
I hate cumming this way, I ain't getting no play--no play

Tossing off inside my bedroom
I closed my door to be discrete
Reaching down, I stroke my boner
I'm beating on my meat

If they ask "Why, why?" Tell 'em I'm a masturbator
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
If they ask "Why, why?" Ooh, tell 'em
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid

If they ask "Why, why?" Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
If they ask "Why, why?" Ooh, tell 'em
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid

If they ask "Why, why?" Ooh, tell 'em
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid
If they ask "Why, why?" Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
"Why, why?" 'Cause I rarely get laid"
I hate cumming this way!