Song Parodies -> One Cheek
"One Week" Based on the performance by Bare Naked Ladies
"One Cheek" Parody by Lon
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You spread one cheek when you looked at me
Slid your panties aside and said, "Fuck me"
5 days since you moaned for me, saying, "Put on a condom, come back and do me"
3 days since I came in you, realized it's not my fault that it leaked
through
Yesterday you just swallowed me
It'll still be 2 days 'till you say you're horny

Thinkin' vagina as I choke my chicken
Pumpin' my dick, in my hand it's stickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no pants on, I got a hard on, I think I'm guaranteed to beat it off
Hot like the semen from my big bone, I'm hung like John Holmes, 'cause I'm all about porno
Don't take much to make my dick grow, 'cause when the wind blows, I get another erection
Pamela Anderson's got fake tits, they're so titanic, it's too bad she is a bimbo
Jennifer Love Hewitt always seems to make me spew it, and this time I wanna do it like I'm jacking off for J-Lo
How can I help it if it's funny you're not on the pill?
Tryin' hard not to cum, but it might spill
I'm the kind of guy who cums in a heart beat
Please understand when I beat on my meat
I have a tendency of shooting cum on my sleeve
I have a history of staining all my shirts

You spread one cheek when you looked at me
Slid your panties aside and said, "Fuck me"
5 days since you moaned for me, saying, "Put on a condom, come back and do me"
3 days since I came in you, realized it's not my fault that it leaked
through
Yesterday you just swallowed me
It'll still be 2 days 'till you say you're horny

Thinkin' vagina as I choke my chicken
Pumpin' my dick, in my hand it's stickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no pants on, I got a hard on, I think I'm guaranteed to beat it off
Hot like the semen from my big bone, I'm hung like John Holmes, 'cause I'm all about porno
Don't take much to make my dick grow, 'cause when the wind blows, I get another erection
Pamela Anderson's got fake tits, they're so titanic, it's too bad she is a bimbo
Jennifer Love Hewitt always seems to make me spew it, and this time I wanna do it like I'm jacking off for J-Lo
How can I help it if it's funny you're not on the pill?
Tryin' hard not to cum, but it might spill
I'm the kind of guy who cums in a heart beat
Please understand when I beat on my meat
I have a tendency of shooting cum on my sleave
I have a history of staining all my shirts

You spread one cheek when you looked at me
Slid your panties aside and said, "Fuck me"
5 days since you moaned for me, saying, "Put on a condom, come back and do me"
3 days since I came in you, realized it's not my fault that it leaked
through
Yesterday you just swallowed me
It'll still be 2 days 'till you say you're horny
It'll still be 2 days 'till you say you're horny
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Mitch45 - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job on a very difficult song to parody. I just wish the second stanza was different than the first.

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