she was bleedin hard there down in frisco
and midol needed every night
the blood was runnin red and it all came down
a tampon jammed in there tight

oh look at blood on you, it's comin through
it's a shame you ruined a gown once again
she just sat on a towel,
she said, fuck off, Jack I'm in pain

something about this was familiar
I could swear I'd seen this all before
I paid a dirty hooker for a shakin"
and she dribbled blood on the floor

it took a while, but she cleaned up the splatter
and I puked as she jammed it in again
and a smile seemed to come to her slowly
it was a sad smile just the same

and she said my pussy's smelly,
I said I smelled it too
but it sure seems all right when it holds up tight
I bought some maxis too

it was somewhere in a lady's tail
she bled a puddle right in my car
she learned about rags in the back of a dodge
the lessons don't go that far

you see she tuerned out to be a douchebag
and I was gonna be a grunt
she just cried out every rag time
as she bled out freely from her cunt

now she's got something inside her
that keeps the tide inside
it's so wild blood blizzard
it's runnin at me
it's always staining inside
oh she's got something inside
that's always leaking out
now she's been letting the outside tide seem
overflowing this time

maybe she's dry, or she's dying
yes, she's dying, arent they all
several towels now for drying
and she's trying now arent we all

there is not much more for me to talk about
her unfertillized egg is now gone
so she jammed a pad in her thighway
where her boyfriend slams his dong

and I said keep them together,
but she looked at me so strange
and I gave her several maxis and she jammed them in there
I said.. honey, thing's 'll change

well another bitch might have been angry
and another bitch might have been hurt
another man never woulda grabbed her tits
to see if her nipples were pert

and she sloshed away in silence
it's strange how you never know
but her box got what is asked for such a long long time ago

you see she tuerned out to be a douchebag
and I was gonna be a grunt
she just cried out every rag time
as she bled out freely from her cunt

and here' she's acting happy
despite her bloody mess
and me, I'm handing out the maxis
saving seats, and then her dress

I say maxi pad dry, they're on loan