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Song Parodies -> Masturbate
I'm thinking I should call myself "Katy Parody" at this point (it's like the 5th parody of her I've done).............
I masturbate
I masturbate I masturbate Yeah, I was in the dark I was jacking off With my penis hard I masturbate Why does it always take so long? I masturbate Although I get pussy And somewhat regularly I like my hand it seems I masturbate Yeah, and my girlfriend thinks it's wrong I wish this lube had Never dried out 'Cause it's chaffing When I stroke now Going dry hurts But yet I still beat Yeah I toss off on On my red meat Semen starts to fly Almost shot my eye I'm getting off tonight Yeah it's soaring in the sky I masturbate While watching porno treats I pause on many scenes And then I beat my meat I masturbate Need something to wipe up myself---nooohooo I masturbate Yeah, I toss off again Picturing her rear end I know it's just pretend But it's so great My jism's oozing now, Amen! I wish this lube had Never dried out 'Cause it's chaffing When I stroke now Going dry hurts But yet I still beat Yeah I toss off on On my red meat Semen starts to fly Almost shot my eye I'm getting off tonight It's soaring in the sky Now it's leaking fast I have cum at last I am so proud of my schlong God knows it's hard work To make my dick squirt Now my wrist is so sore I masturbate I masturbate (Yeah) Semen starts to fly Almost shot my eye (Ya' know) I'm getting off tonight It's soaring in the sky I masturbate I masturbate I masturbate I masturbate I masturbate Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Maybe she's so easy to parody because you can't help thinking dirty thoughts watching her videos ;-) Thanks for the continued laughs! i'm on my way to breaking the 69 parody barrier myself.
Oh, yeah----she makes my top 10 hot girls list every year. Keep up your great work, too (loved the new songs)
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