Song Parodies -> Masturbate
"Wide Awake" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"Masturbate" Parody by Lon
I'm thinking I should call myself "Katy Parody" at this point (it's like the 5th parody of her I've done).............
I masturbate
I masturbate
I masturbate
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was jacking off
With my penis hard
I masturbate
Why does it always take so long?

I masturbate
Although I get pussy
And somewhat regularly
I like my hand it seems
I masturbate
Yeah, and my girlfriend thinks it's wrong

I wish this lube had
Never dried out
'Cause it's chaffing
When I stroke now
Going dry hurts
But yet I still beat
Yeah I toss off on
On my red meat

Semen starts to fly
Almost shot my eye
I'm getting off tonight
Yeah it's soaring in the sky

I masturbate
While watching porno treats
I pause on many scenes
And then I beat my meat
I masturbate
Need something to wipe up myself---nooohooo

I masturbate
Yeah, I toss off again
Picturing her rear end
I know it's just pretend
But it's so great
My jism's oozing now, Amen!

I wish this lube had
Never dried out
'Cause it's chaffing
When I stroke now
Going dry hurts
But yet I still beat
Yeah I toss off on
On my red meat

Semen starts to fly
Almost shot my eye
I'm getting off tonight
It's soaring in the sky

Now it's leaking fast
I have cum at last
I am so proud of my schlong
God knows it's hard work
To make my dick squirt
Now my wrist is so sore

I masturbate
I masturbate
(Yeah) Semen starts to fly
Almost shot my eye
(Ya' know) I'm getting off tonight
It's soaring in the sky

I masturbate
I masturbate
I masturbate
I masturbate
I masturbate
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Andrew - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe she's so easy to parody because you can't help thinking dirty thoughts watching her videos ;-) Thanks for the continued laughs! i'm on my way to breaking the 69 parody barrier myself.
Lon - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh, yeah----she makes my top 10 hot girls list every year. Keep up your great work, too (loved the new songs)

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