Song Parodies -> Purple Vein
"Purple Rain" Based on the performance by Prince
"Purple Vein" Parody by Lon
I just saw 2 of his concerts, and thought about this one while in the audience. SO obvious! Why didn't I think of it before?

I never meant to give you any herpes
I never meant to give your dress a stain
I only wanted to one time see you climax
I only wanted to see you climax on my purple vein

Purple vein, purple vein
Purple vein, purple vein
Purple vein, purple vein

I only wanted to see you climax on my purple vein

I never wanted to be your bedroom bummer
I only wanted to be some kind of stud
Baby you didn't even make me wear a rubber
It's such a shame my penis was a dud

Purple vein, purple vein
Purple vein, purple vein
Purple vein, purple vein

I only wanted to see you climax on my purple vein

Honey I know, I know, I know when you're faking
It's time I use my tongue for something new
That will please you
You say you want a Peter
But you can't seem to have a good time
I think I'd better lick it
And not subject you to my purple vein

Purple vein, purple vein
Purple vein, purple vein

If you know what I'm singing about having a purple penis, raise your hand

Purple vein, purple vein

I only wanted to see you getting off a little, too
On my purple vein
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Iva - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Some funny shit!

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