Song Parodies -> Back Hair
"Back Here" Based on the performance by BBMak
"Back Hair" Parody by Lon
Girl I must confess, you're a hairy mess
On your back especially
Where's your razor been?, it's not feminine
When you've got more hair than me
But here I am with a comb, and soon I'll have to put it in braids

'Cause you've got back hair, baby
Shave it, wax it, don't let it grow
'Cause you've got back hair baby, yeah
There's Noxema inside, I want you to know
Use a twin blade and then start to mow

So I asked you nice, even told you twice
'Cause your hair was so long
Girl I'm warning you, don't go near a zoo
They'll mistake you for King Kong
But here I am with a comb, and soon I'll have to put it in braids

'Cause you've got back hair baby
Shave it, wax it, don't let it grow
'Cause you've got back hair baby, yeah
There's Noxema inside, I want you to know
Use a twin blade and then start to mow

And I wonder......are you shaving for me, 'cause I'm hoping it's smooth?
And I wonder......are you shaving all your back hair tonight?
'Cause here I am, with a comb, and soon I'll have to put it in braids

'Cause you've got back hair baby
Shave it, wax it, don't let it grow
'Cause you've got back hair baby, yeah
There's Noxema inside, I want you to know
Use a twin blade, and then
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
There's Noxema inside, I want you to know
Use a twin blade, and then
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
'Cause you've got back hair baby (back hair baby)
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