Song Parodies -> Beaver
"Fever" Based on the performance by Peggy Lee
"Beaver" Parody by Lon
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Never know how much I hate it
When your twot has lots of hair
But now I really love to eat it
You took a razor and you shaved it bare

You shaved your beaver
So I'd eat it
Your beaver now tastes so right
Beaver
Now it's hairless
Beaver hunting through the night

Lick you in the daytime
Lick you in the night
Foreplay's the name of the game
You know I'm gonna do it right

You shaved your beaver
So I'd eat it
Your beaver now tastes so right
Beaver
Now it's hairless
Beaver hunting through the night

Every girl should shave her beaver
That is something they should know
Beaver shaving is a good thing
Beaver hair has got to go

Romeo shaved Juliet
Then Juliet, she always came
When he put his mouth on her clit
He never ate her quite the same

Now shave your beaver
When I'm lickin'
Beaver, my tongue's on you
Beaver
Cunnilingis
Beaver, I'll go down on you

Captain Smith liked Pocahontas
But she had some jungle hair
When he tried so hard to eat her
He often had to pause for air

He shaved her beaver
With his buck knife
Her beaver then tasted right
Beaver
Made her his wife
Cunnilingis every night

Hopefully you'll keep your hair off
Here's the point I want to make
If you want us guys to go down
Keep it trim for goodness sake

We'll eat your beaver
If you shave it
And we'll shave our balls in turn
Beaver
Keep it hairless
But you might get razor burn

But you might get razor burn
But you might get razor burn
But you might get razor burn
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Parody Princess - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Pretty Funny!!
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