Song Parodies -> Someway To Spew
"Someone Like You" Based on the performance by Adele
"Someway To Spew" Parody by Lon
Sometimes they really do bite too much, but sometimes they give good head....(and check out my other Adele smash "BONING IN THE SHEEP" on youtube)


I know when you're going down
That you think your skills are the best in town
I know that I rarely spew
Guess there are some things that make my semen brew

Girlfriend, why do your teeth bite?
Ain't no good, this blow job is not feelin' right

I hate to turn it down but this head isn't working
And I couldn't spray away when you were slurping
I had hoped to shoot your face, and then your neck would have
A pearly string from my boner

Never mind, I'll find someway to spew
You tried sucking but your best won't do (ooh)
Don't fellate me, I beg, masturbate me instead
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head

You've seen how my cum flies
Only yesterday was shooting both your eyes
You've performed some days in an awesome way
And I'm so surprised when my jism sprays

I hate to turn it down but this head isn't working
And I couldn't spray away when you were slurping
I had hoped to shoot your face, and then your neck would have
A pearly string from my boner

Never mind, I'll find someway to spew
You tried sucking but your best won't do (ooh)
Don't fellate me, I beg, masturbate me instead
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head, yeah

It's never as good as hands on my wood
You tried to fellate, but nothing was made
You could have known how very sweet I would taste

Never mind, I'll find someway to spew
You tried sucking but your best won't do (ooh)
Don't fellate me, I beg, masturbate me instead
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head

Never mind, I'll find someway to spew
You tried sucking but your best won't do (ooh)
Don't fellate me, I beg, masturbate me instead
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head
Sometimes they bite too much, but sometimes they give good head
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