Song Parodies -> The Dick of Young Larry Fitzgerald
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Based on the performance by Gordon Lightfoot
"The Dick of Young Larry Fitzgerald" Parody by Russ and Trent
The legend lives on from Arizona on down
Of the big dick they call Big Mushroomy
His snake, it is said, has a gigantic head
And his pants he must buy extra roomy
Watch it drag on the floor like no other dick before
And young Larry Fitzgerald's dick's heavy
And though the hair on his head hangs down in dreds
The hair on his balls is quite curly

With a dick of this size he could be Green Bay's prize
And play football someday in Wisconsin
And as receivers go he is better than most
With a slew of good catches most seasons
But agents are worms so he'll leave on bad terms
And probably be traded to Cleveland
Then Ohio just might have a team worth a dang
As the Dog Pound would cheer with great feeling.

His teammates admire how it hangs on the ground
They've nicknamed his penis "The Railing"
And when he would spew, the amount of his goo
Would completely cover the ceiling
Before his dates, he would wisely masturbate
And the pales of his man goo be'd splashing
Then after he'd came and his balls were drained
He'd be safe for an impressive fuckin'

At Superbowl time, the old coach could be heard sayin'
"Fellas, Larry's cock will lead ya"
At 7 PM in the locker room he said,
"Fellas, I've someone to show ya
This child I sired, my dearest daughter's comin' in
And I know her cherry's in peril
So all through the night, Don't let Larry outta sight
Keep your eye on young Larry Fitzgerald."

"My wife and I know, how the size of his hose
Would split open this daughter of ours."
They kneeled down to pray and in all of the fray
No one saw Larry creep up behind her.
When they all looked up, the coach then realized
Fitzgerald was fucking his daughter
He fucked out her brains and on her face he soon came
Fitzgerald had hosed down Coach's daughter.

He now has a Rolls and Superbowl rings
He shows off inside his huge mansion
At Pittsburgh it seems he developed big dreams
Of being the best of all before him
Now as we all know he's hung like a pro
He's known more for the size of his weiner
Cuz when it starts to grow, he really puts on a show
And the gals all line up for his member

In the Pro Football Hall in Canton's displayed
A model of his dick for the people
It's kept well shined so that children can climb
On the huge dick of Larry Fitzgerald
Come see the huge dong on that kid colored brown
It's the big dick they call "Big Mushroomy."
Its size it is said, from the balls to the head
Is like something you'd see on a sperm whale.
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Brett Favre - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
This is Fitzging fantastic!
T. Tebow - April 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Jesus Christ, this is funny! Great work.
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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THIS IS FLTZGIRING FANTASTIC - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
THIS IS FUNNY
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
R.I.P. GORDON LIGHTFOOT
MIKE - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL HAVE 2 DO A RELAY WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS UP LIKE FIREFIGHTERS NOW WHEN THE ALARM RINGS WE WILL RUSH OUT OF THE PETERMAN HOME WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS IN OUR BOOTS PANTS JACKETS SEATBELTS AND HELMETS SO WE DON'T GET HURT THEN AFTER WE GET OUR GEAR ON WE WILL JUMP ON A WAILING FIRE TRUCK AND WE HAVE TO PUT THE FIRE OUT AND IT WILL BE PUT ON YOUTUBE AT DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MIKE - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
i'm not going and that's that!!!!!!!!!
MIKE!!!!! - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
STOP!
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
LARRY
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE DRESS UP RACE
james hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
and the dance floor is full

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