Song Parodies -> The Dick of Young Larry Fitzgerald
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Based on the performance by Gordon Lightfoot
"The Dick of Young Larry Fitzgerald" Parody by Russ and Trent
The legend lives on from Arizona on down
Of the big dick they call Big Mushroomy His snake, it is said, has a gigantic head And his pants he must buy extra roomy Watch it drag on the floor like no other dick before And young Larry Fitzgerald's dick's heavy And though the hair on his head hangs down in dreds The hair on his balls is quite curly With a dick of this size he could be Green Bay's prize And play football someday in Wisconsin And as receivers go he is better than most With a slew of good catches most seasons But agents are worms so he'll leave on bad terms And probably be traded to Cleveland Then Ohio just might have a team worth a dang As the Dog Pound would cheer with great feeling. His teammates admire how it hangs on the ground They've nicknamed his penis "The Railing" And when he would spew, the amount of his goo Would completely cover the ceiling Before his dates, he would wisely masturbate And the pales of his man goo be'd splashing Then after he'd came and his balls were drained He'd be safe for an impressive fuckin' At Superbowl time, the old coach could be heard sayin' "Fellas, Larry's cock will lead ya" At 7 PM in the locker room he said, "Fellas, I've someone to show ya This child I sired, my dearest daughter's comin' in And I know her cherry's in peril So all through the night, Don't let Larry outta sight Keep your eye on young Larry Fitzgerald." "My wife and I know, how the size of his hose Would split open this daughter of ours." They kneeled down to pray and in all of the fray No one saw Larry creep up behind her. When they all looked up, the coach then realized Fitzgerald was fucking his daughter He fucked out her brains and on her face he soon came Fitzgerald had hosed down Coach's daughter. He now has a Rolls and Superbowl rings He shows off inside his huge mansion At Pittsburgh it seems he developed big dreams Of being the best of all before him Now as we all know he's hung like a pro He's known more for the size of his weiner Cuz when it starts to grow, he really puts on a show And the gals all line up for his member In the Pro Football Hall in Canton's displayed A model of his dick for the people It's kept well shined so that children can climb On the huge dick of Larry Fitzgerald Come see the huge dong on that kid colored brown It's the big dick they call "Big Mushroomy." Its size it is said, from the balls to the head Is like something you'd see on a sperm whale. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. This is Fitzging fantastic!
Jesus Christ, this is funny! Great work.
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R.I.P. GORDON LIGHTFOOT
ME TOM AND CRAIG WILL HAVE 2 DO A RELAY WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS UP LIKE FIREFIGHTERS NOW WHEN THE ALARM RINGS WE WILL RUSH OUT OF THE PETERMAN HOME WHERE WE HAVE 2 DRESS IN OUR BOOTS PANTS JACKETS SEATBELTS AND HELMETS SO WE DON'T GET HURT THEN AFTER WE GET OUR GEAR ON WE WILL JUMP ON A WAILING FIRE TRUCK AND WE HAVE TO PUT THE FIRE OUT AND IT WILL BE PUT ON YOUTUBE AT DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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i'm not going and that's that!!!!!!!!!
STOP!
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LARRY
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ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE DRESS UP RACE
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and the dance floor is full
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